return of Space Queen

- BY ANDREW OF DARK HEARTS

Slyphur kicked The Space Queen of South Detroit hard.

"You mother-in-law-of-a-goat , you are going to pay!"

Slyphur smashed his blade hard down on The Space Queen of South Detroit cutting her ear off.

 The Space Queen of South Detroit screamed in agony and then lunged at Slyphur.

 The Space Queen of South Detroit ripped Slyphurs head off in one move, sending it spinning accross the floor.  

Slyphur's body slumped down, spraying strawberry jam everywhere. 

Suddenly, Slyphur woke up. 

"Did you have another bad dream, my love?", said no one, because he was alone.

"You know, i think The Space Queen of South Detroit is back, i can feel it in my groin". 

"Oh no, not again" said literally no one yet again.

"I must go, i must journey alone to defeat her once and for all!" 

 With that, Slyphur marched off 

Arriving at the mysterious shack, Slyphur found that there was an item laying on the table in the shack. Around the shack was a mysterious circle drawn in crayon.

"Be careful" said Mechid who as usually was cowardly squatting behind Slyphur.  Slyphur carefully manuvred into the shack and on his tiptoes and scuttled forward. The floorboards beneath his feet croaked and Slyphur could hear a loud hummer coming from the table. There the The Restless Fog Machine laid. Right there for his taking.

But Slyphur was clever. Slyphur knew it was a trap!

So Slyphur said to Mechid, "Why don't you take it, it looks safe."

And Mechid was like "Oh, well, if you're sure, I will!"

Slyphur slowly paced backwards and let him to do the taking. Slyphur knew that if it was a trap, Mechid would be triggering it. And then The Space Queen of South Detroit would get him, but not him. Slyphur knew Mechid wouldn't mind sacrifcing himself for him. He always said that.

But forutnately when Mechid grabbed the The Restless Fog Machine, nothing happened. Except they were cowardly attacked by ninja's!

They hoped into the shack and fired shurikons at them, but they managed the dodge them quite well (by hiding behind eachother).

They then sneaked away by using the furniture and table as cover for them.

But now with the The Restless Fog Machine in their hands, they could take The Space Queen of South Detroit straight on!

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 Our heroes arrived at The Space Queen of South Detroit. She just stood there. 

 Its time you saw my true form, mortals. 

 "Mortals?" said Galvolant

 "What does she mean?" 

 "Maha. Fools...behold..."

 With that she ripped her mask off! 

 Her horns sprung up,  she was actually Satan all along! 

A/N this is the first Satan.

 "I love you" said Slyphur;

 "What?" said Satan, supprised 

 "I love you" said Galvolant.

 "I love too" said Shovlet.

 "I love as well!" said The Space Queen of South Detroit.

 "What? Noo...ARRRGGG" screamed Satan 

 Satan ::  exploded in a shower of hearts! 

  "Not even Satan can defeat the power of Love" 

"Our work here is done" 

With that, they all went home, safe in the knowledge that Satan was gone and GOD was protecting them all along. 

The End

Adventures of Awburn

- By andrew has to read this one with character voices

Gladias was taking a shower this hot day. . .

Then, suddenly, Awburn ran in.

"Sorry I have to interupt you, naked in the shower, but we must go!"

"What? im taking a shower, I am indecent!, this bathing costum barely concils my legs, cant you see that? I am as good as naked!"

"yes, I can see that you are naked, in the shower" Awburn said.

"But we must go...Salamurder (Evil Twin) is back!."

"What not Salamurder (Evil Twin)!!!"

"Yes!"

"Oh!"

Gladias got out of the shower and put some clothes on.

After she was no longer naked, they left to defeat Salamurder (Evil Twin).

Along the way they contacted Andrew, who joined them on their quest.

"I will join you on your quest to defeat Salamurder (Evil Twin) said Andrew.

"Thanks for joining us on our quest," said Awburn;

"Yes, we need your help to defeat Salamurder (Evil Twin)" said Gladias.

So, Gladias Awburn and now Gladias left by ferrari for their epic quest to defeat

Salamurder (Evil Twin)!

AUTHORS NOTE: I HAVE SKIPED THE JORNEY BIT, BECAUSE IT WOULD BE BOREING..NO AUTHOR WRITES STORYS ABOUT TRAVELING! *yawn*! '

"We are almost there. " said Awburn as they arrived near there journeys end.'

"Arhhhhhhhhhhhh" said Andrew as he fall down a cliff.

"Nooooo....."

"There there, it will be ok"

"No..This is something...you cannot ease"

"Why?"

"You dont have boobs!"

"oh"

"Don't worry, I feel better."

What happened next was soo cool you will like it a lot, basically, it went like this:

Only it was even cooler because i didnt have to write it! When it was in my head the words didnt get in the way. btw, Excuse me if i skip the words occasionally, its to save me time.

Ok, after they finished with the gin they went to the base where the final battle started when they got there. Dont worry! The bad guy dies!

We are almost there I..I can sense it"

He walked around, stopping

So they proceeded. This went on for sometime.

They walked about for a bit, stopping outside a tall cave network.

"Salamurder (Evil Twin)....They is here", said Awburn

As they entered, it was strangely and creepily abandoned.  

"Come on" said Awburn

..and then they went on their way!

"Ok, they is sure to be in the penthouse sweet in his apartment " said Slyphur pressing the correct elevator button

The elevator went up a few floors. SUDDENLY there was a bang on the roof!

"down!" shouted Lumala.

And they did. Which is just as well, because seconds later...

The hatch opened and a couple of trolls with wands pirouetted down.

"oh god! What are we going to do!?" said Andrew

"We gota think fast" said Slyphur.

"Ok"

"I know you dont like violence, Awburn, But you have to do this. Do it for me. please.." Said Jade

"Ok, your right, I know we have to fight them" said Awburn who did a massive mighty super kirate kick just as the first soldier landed

 which knocked them unconscious.

"Nice work. But its not over yet! Look!"

A massive space pirate appeared, but they killed him.

Ding! They had reached their floor.

"So you have come" said a voice booming from the sky

A shuttlecraft appeared above them.

Salamurder (Evil Twin) laughed at them from it.

"Ha Ha Ha Ha"

"I could gun you all down from here with my mace, but I would rather do this...personal style."

they leaped down and landed at the far side of the rooftop

"Ready?" they said, still laughing.

Awburn removed his shirt and flexed his abs.

"Yes. I am ready. "

With that they leaped at eachother, metaphorical guns blazzing (which were littoral rockets).

"I kill you dead"

Salamurder (Evil Twin) head butted Awburn in the chest

Awburn fell backwards in pain punching a few times before crashing to the ground.

"Ha Ha Ha Ha" laughed Salamurder (Evil Twin)

"You could never have defeated me, so why did you even try?"

"I had too, for all that is good and just in the world."

"Well now you will die. Goodbye."

Salamurder (Evil Twin) leaned over Awburn holding a large rock.

"Quick Awburn use this!" said Jade ,chucking a nearby barbie doll towards Awburn.

Awburn grabbed it and chucked it towards Salamurder (Evil Twin) hard, knocking them backwards....off the edge of the tall farmhouse they were on!

"Goodbye, Salamurder (Evil Twin) have a nice fall!"

"ARrrrrgggg"

"We are safe now, they fell to certain doom."

Andrew and Slyphur got out from the bush where they were cuddleing. "Thank you, you saved us all"

"Dont mention it."

So they left the tower and went home. They lived happily ever after and had lots of kids.

The End

The Hero of Prussia

- by Andrew of Prussia

One day, The Amazing Andrew of Prussia was walking to school when... 

 ...a stranger in the street said "Could i have your autograph?" "Please, sign my guiter " said the rather attractive female stranger   The Amazing Andrew of Prussia signed it, and handed it back

"Here's my autograph!" said The Amazing Andrew of Prussia

"To be honest, while I did want your autograph...i also..you see..i....i." the stranger hesitated! I need your help urgently! You must save us!!" 

"what?howhu?"

"We need someone strong, and intelligent and mighty...you have been chosen!" 

"But Im not that strong! Im just a weak nerdish school student!", The Amazing Andrew of Prussia said, flexing his muscles. "Well, I always felt there was something weird about me...I never thought i would be assigned a mission like this!", they lied. 

"You are the Special. Our magic Flower crown of Destinycame to us in a dream again and told us to find you"

"You must save us from Embear we dont have the power on our own" 

"Very well,I suppose I'll help you"

Suddenly, The Amazing Andrew of Prussia was sucked into a underground lab.

"This is where we have set up our new secret HQ HeadQuaters!

"Theres someone that wants me meet you..." 

At that movement a door slid open with a funny sound...light shined from behind and a shadow stode there 

"So..this is the one we are after?" 

"He certainly looks as hansome as we heard"   

Big Doki walked out of the light! 

"Greatings"

 The Amazing Andrew of Prussia was amazed!, always brilliantly modest, The Amazing Andrew of Prussia never dream of recieveing such a compliement from great Big Doki. 

"Thank you, its an honour to meet you" 

"The honour is all mine" 

"No time for that now!" said Lumala. "We have work to do!" 

A/N I got bored with the story but then I read this really cool story about putting the characters in high school! It will be full of love and family issues and other cool stuff@

Embear is like the school bully but everyone likes Them. And Big Doki is like the loaner who just does snakeboard tricks on their own because no one likes them. It's really unfair to Big Doki because they is really cool actually but no one at the school knows about their superpowers.

Big Doki was in class. They was paying well attention because Big Doki wanted to go to the best universities. But like always, annoying Embear was being an meany as always. They was annoying other people in class and the teacher but their rep protected them. Until Big Doki could take it no more. 

Big Doki stood up and said: "Look, that you want to spend the rest of ur life in a call center aint my problem!"

Embear stopped and looked at hero with fury. Others in the class gasped. No one said that to Embear (althoguh everyone ws secrfetly thinking that). 

Embear laughed and got up from their seat and grinned masly. "What do you want,pointdexter? are u here to tell me what to do, huh?"

Big Doki gulped. They had not thought of what to do next now. 

But then Lumala and The Amazing Andrew of Prussia rized from tier seats too. Big Doki looked at them. they nodded back at them and with their arms crossed they looked like they could take Embear on!

And when Big Doki looked on their right, they saw that the teacher had hid himself behind the desk. Even the teacher thought it was suicide to confront Embear like this!

So Embear rose up and walked to Big Doki and they said: "I will see you after school. In my turf. U know where to find it!"

"I'll be there, said Big Doki certain of themself!

And Embear left, leaving behind a trail of cold and shivers went down Big Doki's spine. This wasn't going to end well.

Big Doki followed the screaming till they reached their brother, who was being tortured. 

 "Big Doki! Over here! quick! help me! It hurts" 

Then Big Doki saw the final boss, who had been torturing their brother. 

Big Doki shot bullets from their phaser really fast and the bullets went WAM! and hit Embear in the eyes and then they couldnt see.

Big Doki said "Eat This!" and punched Embear in the eye and the Embear went to his knees.

Big Doki said "He is dead now, you is safe" 

"Thank you!" 

"Glade I could help, brother" 

"But you should come earlier next time!" and they laughed.

Requiem For A Doki

- by Alsorew

Slyphur was in the shower.

Meanwhile Embear was walking by Slyphur house, in the south side of Detroit

She saw steam coming from the window, and went over the look...after all, the house could have been on fire! 

She saw Slyphur under the shower and was happy because there was no fire. She went into the house and used Slyphur's playstation to play some Guitar Hero (on hard mode of course) until Slyphur was done.

Suddenly, The Littlest Awburn walked in. 

"Quick, you need to follow me! Three Kodoki's in a trench coat has returned!"

 "ok lets go!!!!" 

 "ok" 

 "ok!" 

 "ok!" 

 And they left to beging the start of the first chapter in their epic quest. 

MG! We are almost there", The Littlest Awburn said after traveling for ages. 

"GOOD GRIEF, I didnt think we had journed this far!" 

They sat down for a rest break and to plot their trajectory into the evil ones HQ base. 

"WE must find the . 

"I forgot all about that", said The Littlest Awburn, who was generaly considered a moron, so we all laugh at them for forgetting. HAHA! Funny hu? 

"HAHA, you remember now" 

"yes" 

"Good" 

"yes"  

"Good" 

What happened next was soo cool you will like it a lot, basicaly, it went like this: 

Only it was even cooler because i didnt have to write it! When it was in my head the words didnt get in the way. btw, Excuse me if i skip the words occasionaly, its to save me time. 

Ok, after they finnished the desk they went to the base where the final battle started when they got there. Dont worry! The bad guy dies! 

They exited The Littlest Awburn's wheels and they stood before the place Three Kodoki's in a trench coat had been assembleing their forces. It was the gateway to hell. And finally they got confirmation for what they had been expected all along... Three Kodoki's in a trench coat.... was satan!

But that did not deter him. The Littlest Awburn could press on and 70 seeing his courage, his friends too found the strenght in themselves to push themselves to the limit .

But then they heard a loud noise, like the stamping of feet or like a bad car engine or when they try and make the ground flat enough so they can build a side-walk. All around them, hisdemons appeared!

Three Kodoki's in a trench coat had them. And The Littlest Awburn knew that what they was going to do with them, it wasn't going to be pretty!

But then The Littlest Awburn saw pure white wings sprouting from his bottom. Where had once been the golden and silver tattooes, The Littlest Awburn had wings!

The Littlest Awburn spread them out before him and stretched them. They crackled with power. They were at least 5 meters in windspan. 

The Littlest Awburn then turned to Three Kodoki's in a trench coat. They gawked in awe at him. It was a power they had not seen before.

"This power," Three Kodoki's in a trench coat said, "This power is... I have never... seen... such power."

Even Slyphur looked in awe at him. And then she said what everyone (including him) had been thinking but didn't dare to say: "You're an... you're an... an..."

"Say it, The Littlest Awburn said" "Tell the truth, I can take it!" The Littlest Awburn said as The Littlest Awburn felt the burning nerves in his body floating in his stomach. 

"An Angel," said Three Kodoki's in a trench coat in absolute and utter awe. "THis I... I never have seen before"

Andrew and Lumala were just as much in awe. Though with Andrew, The Littlest Awburn knew it was because he just loved him so much. When The Littlest Awburn looked in his eyes, it was like The Littlest Awburn was drowing in a puddle of the deepest of colours. 

The Littlest Awburn stretched his wings further and light came from beneath them, engliphing everyone in the luminating light. The demons had to hide their horrible feces beneath their wings as not to be smitted by the beauty of his light. 

Three Kodoki's in a trench coat fell down on their knees and raised their arms in prayer: "Oh god, let me live. Let me be a part of the light again@"

And The Littlest Awburn looked down upon him and The Littlest Awburn was about to engulp him more with his rays but when The Littlest Awburn saw it was hurting Them The Littlest Awburn stopped. No one deserved such a fate like that. But The Littlest Awburn had to burn the evil out of Three Kodoki's in a trench coat, else it would return! And so The Littlest Awburn did. Before them the portal exploded in rays of light and blue and greens and cyans. It was a wonderous spectacle to behold!

Andrew ran into his arms and stared longinly in his eyes. HE reached in for a kiss but The Littlest Awburn wasn't ready for that yet. Then he fell down on his knees and said: "Will you marry me, my angel?" and The Littlest Awburn said "yes!" and everyone cheered!

Then The Littlest Awburn was crowned space queen of the south side of Detroit and The Littlest Awburn would live many many lives after this one.

Adventures of The Littlest Awburn

- by Darkandrewmon

A/N: Dont ask me. I didn't know where I was going with this either, I just write everything that comes into my head.

It was a cold day in Detroit.  

"Welcome ladies and gentleman to the world championship complimenting flowersing contest!" 

Gladias's  voice boomed across the large Arena.

The complimenting flowersadome was the largest in the world. Far bigger then the one in Montreal - this one was able to hold 3 trillion fans.

The Littlest Awburn and Kodoki had just arrived by dragon. 

"This is it!"

"Yes!"

"I never thought Id make it all the way to the final"

"I always knew you could make it, The Littlest Awburn, your my champion!""

"Thanks Kodoki, but I'll need more then your vote to win this. I'll need to give it my all to become the number 1 complimenting flowers champion of Hinterlock!"

"..and it wont be enough" said a horrible voice from behind them.

It was My Dad! 

"I'll win this contest fair and square. Then everyone will bow down before me.....the one true champion of complimenting flowers....and lord of evil!!"

"No that will never come to pass! I'll stop you" said our The Littlest Awburn heroically.

"ha"

With that My Dad twirled of into the Arena.

"We must win now. We must!"

Before the contest, The Littlest Awburn and his friends decided to take a tour of the arena. 

Aside from the normal restaurants and complimenting flowers gift shops, there was also a museum. A museum dedicated to the history and art of complimenting flowers.

As they had done the other stuff already, they decided to goto the museum.

Originally, complimenting flowers wasn't that popular as a sport, but in recent years it had become the most popular sport in the world after all others were banned. Some people missed other sports at first, but slowly it was just accepted that complimenting flowers was the best sport on Hinterlock.

They looked at the giant diorama of the first complimenting flowers-ing contest. There was a button they could press and the animatronics would act out famous events in its history.

There was also giant pieces of  complimenting flowersing equipment all around the museum. 

A slightly larger Awburn looked at one particularly large display.

"Its magnificent"

"yes, it is."

Just then though the display started wobbling.

"oh, no...its coming down!"

The Littlest Awburn dived out the way, but A slightly larger Awburn was too slow.

"oww...I am trapped" said A slightly larger Awburn, who was now trapped under the rubble.

The Littlest Awburn tried to move the rubble but couldn't.

"Sorry, A slightly larger Awburn but I cant move it".

"Thats ok, I'll wait here"

"Ok, I'll be going to the arena then"

The Littlest Awburn walked to the museum door....but it was locked!

"No...I am trapped!" said The Littlest Awburn.

The Littlest Awburn had no choice now, so he pulled the fire alarm. 

By the time the fireman had rescued them, however, it was already half-time. The Littlest Awburn had missed the whole first half of the competition!

As A slightly larger Awburn was carried taken to hospital by stegosaurus, The Littlest Awburn and Kodoki retired to the locker room.  

My Dad was already there, still grinning.

 "Oh what a shame. A slightly larger Awburn isn't going to compete any more. Even doing nothing I'm going to come second. You know...I might just let you win..out of my....generosity... " my Dad sniggered again.

With that My Dad left out the backdoor.

"Gosh darn-it" Kodoki said. "My Dad drives me mad! "

"You know, I think they had something to do with A slightly larger Awburns accident " 

The Littlest Awburn was thinking. hard.

 "My Dad is never generous. Lack of generosity is his number one defining characteristic. Well, that and evil"

"That means..." said Kodoki, her slow cogs working.

"...They wants to come second!" said The Littlest Awburn, thinkingly. 

"Do you think thats..."

"....because they wants the second prize medal!" said The Littlest Awburn, winning again.  

"It must be because the second prize is really Embear's credit card "

"Yes, now that Iook at the second prize I notice it now. Its clearly the Embear's credit card"

"That explains why someone would want to become second!"

"Exactly!"

"So we have to beat my Dad by being the best at coming second? How are we going to do that...you have never lost before! "

"I know" said The Littlest Awburn. "I am not sure I know how"

"You got to though. Just this once you got to come second!"

"No I cant. But I have an idea....you could compete!"

"Me?" said Kodoki, surprised. "Do they even allow girls like me to do complimenting flowers?

"Yes, its a modern contest, a few girls  have already competed. I'll win the contest as normal, and you will come second. You can do this!"

"Ok The Littlest Awburn, I'll do it. I'll do it for you"

Then the Gong went again, the final leg of the complimenting flowers contest had begun! 

As they walked into the complimenting flowersing Arena again there was applause from the crowd.

My Dad was lying down relaxing - clearly pretty relaxed.

"I want to compete!" shouted Kodoki, proudly wearing a complimenting flowersing kit already.

"What!?" said my Dad sitting bolt upright in panic.

"Yes, I am competing" said Kodoki.

"I have checked the rules and its allowed" said Gladias, who was the complimenting flowersing referee.        

"GAH! I'll bet you anyway" said my Dad as he desperately starting complimenting flowersing.

The Littlest Awburn was already well in the lead by now, so he turned around and watched the real contest - the one between my Dad and Kodoki.

Kodoki had to get that second prize. The Hinterlock depended upon it.

"You cant defeat me" screamed my Dad as they started complimenting flowersed internsely. 

"I have to! The Littlest Awburn believes in me!  "   

The contest went on a long time. Aside from The Littlest Awburn, Kodoki and my Dad were the best complimenting flowers-ers in the world.

The crowd went wild as they approached the finish.

"Come on Kodoki! You can do it! " said The Littlest Awburn who had already won an hour ago.

Spurred on by The Littlest Awburn Kodoki put in a last burst of effort, doing a stunning complimenting flowers move and finnishing spectacularly.

"Nooooooooooooo...." screamed My Dad.

Gladias fired the rocket that officially marked the contest as over.

"Nooooooooooooo...." screamed My Dad.

"Well dont Kodoki! You have come second and officially get the second prize award " said Gladias as she handed Kodoki the second prize award.

"Nooooooooooooo...." screamed My Dad.

Kodoki looked at the prize and it was the Embear's credit card! The Littlest Awburn had been right all along. She gave it to The Littlest Awburn as she knew only they should be trusted with it. 

"Nooooooooooooo...." screamed My Dad.

"Ok, the Hinterlock is safe now " said The Littlest Awburn.

"Thank you The Littlest Awburn!" screamed the crowd.

The Littlest Awburn took a bow.

With that My Dad got arrested and everyone else went home.     

-The End

14: The Revenage Of Salamurder (Evil Twin)

- By andrew of red steel

A/N: I got this idea from another story I was writing, so I thought Id use it here as well.

Andrew woke up  one spring saturday....

Nothing was darker than the stars, the old sage had told Andrew.

And he also told Andrew that virtue is the best property in a person. And that Andrew could be the legendery Chosen One that the prophesies of old and dank and darkness had spoken about.

Oh yes, the Prophecy. That what had made Andrew lay awake at nights. Of course  Gladias had asked what was up with Andrew.  

"Of course," Andrew would always say, "there is nothing going on, dear. Go back to sleep." And in their minds they'd fill in "You don't have to worry about the terrible burden I will have to carry for the rest of my life"

Because everyone knows, prophesies have a nasty way of coming true. And this one was about to come true spectacularly.

Salamurder (Evil Twin) sat on Their throne wetly. They knew there was something wrong. Of course, Salamurder (Evil Twin) had looked into the sacred manakin, but that could tell Them nothing.

They got up and called for their men. (A/N: Last year, Salamurder (Evil Twin) had actually gained control over the demonic armies of the underworld. It's a really cool story. Maybe I'll write it some day!)

"Massster," the biggest of the demonic generals spoke to Salamurder (Evil Twin). "The seers in our army have heard the whispers of the dark blood. The Prophecy is about to come true!"

"The Prophecy?!"

"Yes, the Prophecy!"

"Then I know what to do," said Salamurder (Evil Twin). "I want you to go Ohio....and steal  Gladias from Andrew!

"It will be my pleasure!" the vile creature spoke and with a zwoof he raised up and flapped on his wings away. Onto Ohio, where he knew  Gladias would be.

In the darkest of dark nights. Between the sun dawn and the sun dusk, the demons would arrive. And before Gladias could realise, a large army had amassed before their doorstep. But Gladias would not go without a fight. And for a brief moment, it looked like they'd get the upper hand. But then the demons used their infernal power. And down Gladias went. Captured by the demonic army. All now, helpless in their darkest caves underneath. In a special prison they had prepared for Gladias.

And in the distance, Gladias was sure they could hear Salamurder (Evil Twin) laugh. Oh no, they thought, if only Gladias could warn Andrew not to come. Because this was a trap. Gladias was sure of it. They'd seen Salamurder (Evil Twin) do this sort of thing before. But then, back then, it was with guiter. It was quite a fight that time in order to save Slyphur but eventually they prevalied althought Gladias didn't know if they could do it now, after all, Gladias was captured and now trapped with the demons in the prison below in the cave. Chained up, beaten, threatened with unspeakable acts that the demons all too sure loved to talk about. But it was a trap, and despite that, Gladias would love in Andrew would come. Gosh, Gladias wished they could defeat Salamurder (Evil Twin) on their own. But Salamurder (Evil Twin) was too strong and had the Prophecy on their side. There was not much to do. Except, maybe, maybe Andrew could save them. But it could still be a trap. Of that, Gladias was sure of..........   

"And Andrew met Salamurder (Evil Twin) and he said "omgosh you look big and scary". Salamurder (Evil Twin) laughed.

"I came here to kill you, but now I know I cant. I I..your going to kill me arnt you?"

"No, why should I? Your a Wearwolf like me. Look deep into your heart you know it to be true.

Andrew looked deep into his soul, and saw the truth. He was one. He was on the wrong side all along.

He left who he wrongly thought were his friends , and joined his true family.

 And so they lived happly ever after as Wearwolfs

The Return Of Ghost The Consequences of His Own Actions

- By metal ghost andrew

Note:

In my story, charecters are Ghosts. This is how I picture them in my head.

Hello.

My name is Andrew and I decided to write this  story.

I got the idea to write it after break-first.

I hope you like it! umm..

So here it goes....enjoy!

Hahahahaha!

Ghost The Consequences of His Own Actions screamed as they  gazed at their massive armies!!!

"Soon I will rule Ghost Andrews planet!!! And nobody can stop me!!!"

On a cold september, after his great adventures, Ghost Andrew was wondering what to do that week. He had picked up his life from where he left it and wanted to make something from it. Then all the sudden a strange woman appeared on Ghost Andrew's doorstep. She was hiden beneath a long cloak and had long brown nails on her fingers. Her dirty hair fluished down from beneath the cloak and she had glowing eyes!

"You are not who you think you are!" said the strange woman.

"What do you mean?" said Ghost Andrew

"You are not who you think you are," she said again with a mysterious crackling voice like a bad radio transmission.

"I still don't understand you?" said Ghost Andrew.

"Here, take this," she said and gave Ghost Andrew an alarmclock.

"Take this and give it to your parents or guardian, they will know what to do with it!"

And with that she disappeared before Ghost Andrew's eyes!

Ghost Andrew was confused but thought that he had to do something. But rather than going to his parents or guardian, Ghost Andrew decided to show it to Ghost Slyphur.

"Oh no," said Ghost Slyphur, "you must forget about this!"

"Why?" enquired Ghost Andrew,  "what do you know?!"

"I... I can't tell you. My dear Ghost Andrew, I didn't think it would be this soon!"

"What?!" yelled Ghost Andrew, "are you keeping things away from me?!"

"It's .... it's for your own good! You cannot know this!" said Ghost Slyphur and before Ghost Andrew could do anything, Ghost Slyphur had escaped his grasp.

"No! Dammit! When will I ever know the truth?!"

Ghost Andrew was feeling depressed. One of his best friends abandoned and betrayed him. It hurt. So Ghost Andrew wanted to find Ghost Gladias. After their adventure, Ghost Andrew and Ghost Gladias had been spending a lot of time together. Ghost Andrew kind of started to like her.

So Ghost Andrew went to Ghost Gladias and told the whole story. She listened to Ghost Andrew without saying a single word.

Then she said: "WTF, this is sooo big"

And Ghost Andrew said: I know! Do you know a way to find out what is happening? Why is everyone hiding things from me?!"

Ghost Gladias sighed and said: "You have always been special, Ghost Andrew and not just to me."

"How do you know that?"

Ghost Gladias looked at the teddy Bear that Ghost Andrew had received and said: "it kind of looks like the Pretzel, doesn't it?"

"could be...but it might not be...but, yeah,certainly it might be"

"Whatever it is, I can recognise it quite well. And I think," Ghost Gladias said, "that perhaps the mysterious woman wanted you to find something inside of you.

"Inside? Like my heart?"

"No, don't be silly, like a mamory. Think about it, if your parents lied to you and now Ghost Slyphur doesn't want to talk to you about your background, perhaps there is a hidden memory in your head!"

Ghost Gladias's logic was flawless. So Ghost Andrew had to try it!

So Ghost Andrew concentrated on the object. immeditately he felt drawn into it. It stated ouit as a vague, fuzzy thing like when you wear glasses and there is a lot of moisture in the air and you see a TV on the horizon.

But then it turned out that there was a secret memory, hidden beneath the vail layer of self-loving in his head.

And within that memory, a burning figure appeared. It was Ghost The Consequences of His Own Actions! In hell...

Ghost Andrew was confused. He didn't think that memory would be in there, and yet it was there, burning like the heart of a newborn star and the centre of the earth.

So Ghost Andrew got onto his dragon. The others followed on their scooter but were quite far behind.

 Ghost Andrew knew he had to go faster and faster like the speed of sound. So he raced down streets and around cornors, skiding furiously around pedestrions and cops.

 "No time for rules!" he called out as he passed.

 "I have to take my full responsibilities of life!" he said.

 Suddenly up ahead he saw some bad guys!

 So he did a massive wheely backflip over them, headbutting them as he was above them.

 "Eat my fist!" Ghost Andrew yelled as he slapped them.

 He speed onwards past fields and villages and cities and skyscrappers and other landscape.

 Then he saw the roadsign to where he had to go, and so he went. He whacked some more bad guys out with a sideways 360 spin, before leaping off the bike.  

 Later, when the others catched up, they continued their journey.

 Our heroes arrived at the central district.

"How will we find where they is based in this big city?"

"We will never find him."

"Maybe not, look...there!"

Behind them was a massive blimp sign with Ghost The Consequences of His Own Actions Corp scribbled upon it in bold .

So they found where they was,and entered the spaceelivator...

As they entered, it was strangely and creepily abandoned.  

"Come on" said Ghost Andrew

..and then they went on their way!

"Ok, they is sure to be in the penthouse sweet in his manor house " said Ghost Slyphur pressing the correct elevator button

The elevator went up a few floors. SUDDENLY there was a bang on the roof!

"down!" shouted Ghost Lumala.

And they did. Which is just as well, because seconds later...

The hatch opened and a couple of lackyss with tazers pirouetted down.

"oh god! What are we going to do!?" said Ghost Awburn

"We gota think fast" said Ghost Slyphur.

"Ok"

"I know you dont like violence, Ghost Andrew, But you have to do this. Do it for me. please.." Said Ghost Lunatica

"Ok, your right, I know we have to fight them" said Ghost Andrew who did a massive mighty super kirate kick just as the first soldier landed

 which knocked them unconscious.

"Nice work. But its not over yet! Look!"

A massive loyal followers appeared, but they killed him.

Ding! They had reached their floor.

"So you have come" said a voice booming from the sky

A jump-jet appeared above them.

Ghost The Consequences of His Own Actions laughed at them from it.

"Ha Ha Ha Ha"

"I could gun you all down from here with my sword, but I would rather do this...personal style."

they leaped down and landed at the far side of the rooftop

"Ready?" they said, still laughing.

Ghost Andrew removed his shirt and flexed his abs.

"Yes. I am ready. "

With that they leaped at eachother, metaphorical guns blazzing (which were littoral ak-74s).

"I kill you dead"

Ghost The Consequences of His Own Actions head butted Ghost Andrew in the chest

Ghost Andrew fell backwards in pain punching a few times before crashing to the ground.

"Ha Ha Ha Ha" laughed Ghost The Consequences of His Own Actions

"You could never have defeated me, so why did you even try?"

"I had too, for all that is good and just in the world."

"Well now you will die. Goodbye."

Ghost The Consequences of His Own Actions leaned over Ghost Andrew holding a large rock.

"Quick Ghost Andrew use this!" said Ghost Lunatica ,chucking a nearby carpet towards Ghost Andrew.

Ghost Andrew grabbed it and chucked it towards Ghost The Consequences of His Own Actions hard, knocking them backwards....off the edge of the tall bungalow they were on!

"Goodbye, Ghost The Consequences of His Own Actions have a nice fall!"

"ARrrrrgggg"

"We are safe now, they fell to certain doom."

Ghost Awburn and Ghost Slyphur got out from the bush where they were cuddleing. "Thank you, you saved us all"

"Dont mention it."

So they left the tower and went home. They lived happily ever after and had lots of kids.

The End

THE BALLAD OF BOB THE SHOVLET

- BY ANDREW

A/N: All my story's take place in a alternate reality where the characters act this way. 

Hahahahaha! 

Kodoki screamed as they  gazed at their massive armies!!!

"Soon I will rule Our Heros planet!!! And nobody can stop me!!!"

It was 21:56 when I got the call.

"Andrew, we need you"

It was NASA. My company. They always called me when they were in trouble. 

I told them I was on holiday so it must be serious. They always call me when its serious.

"Ok" I said. "I'll be right over" 

I quickly went over to NASA HQ in my Stegosaurus 

I past Bob the Shovlet at the gate, who recognized me and let me in straight away.

As I got to the elevator, a sentient pretzel joined me on the way up. 

"Whats up?"

"Trouble."

"They called me back from my vacation. It must be serious"

"Always is" said Our Hero

"This time its NASA oldest enemy, Sith, upto their old tricks again"

"Typical Sith. Always doing the evil"

"I suppose they are after Embear's credit card again "

"yup"

"Ok, I'll assemble a team tomorrow and we will deal with wicked ways"

 With that we stepped out of the elevator into the carpark and went home

Now it was tomorrow and I was assembling my team.

I first choose Our Hero, who I had called in specially as our outside expert.

I then choose Andrew as they were good at stuff.

Also Bob the Shovlet from our private army so we had someone disposable who wouldn't be needed in future stories. 

I also choose myself, due to my all around abilities.

After everyone was chosen me and the sentient pretzel started planning.

We were in the main planning room, there was a huge whiteboard, a projector, a screen, holograms and a blackboard.

This was the room where NASA planned stuff.

Much of the good work we did started here.

Like the time we defeated Kodoki and converted them to good and made them work for us.

Or the time we saved the world from that rogue planet.

Or the time we adopted a Griffin.

I got out my pen and paper and started discussing the plan.

"I have been doing research and stuff in our database library. The Embear's credit card is hidden under San Diego"

"Ahh...it makes so much sense! Why didn't we think of it before!" said Our Hero

"Because NASA has access to a lot of secret files and shit"

"oh, right, of course"

"Now what?" said Gladias

"Now we leave for San Diego!"

With that we all got onto the NASA Bi-plane and flue to the very foreign city of San Diego!

Once we got to San Diego we decided to split up, with me and the sentient pretzelfinding where the Embear's credit card was hidden and the rest doing something which doesn't mater for the story. 

Me and the sentient pretzel explored the town, checking out all the nightclubs and skyscrappers in San Diego.

Eventually, after I had done enough teamwork, I found where the Embear's credit card was hidden.

It was inside a new church in the dead center of San Diego.

"Look! Its the Embear's credit card!"

"But Kodoki is here already! whats going on?"

At that moment Kodoki spotted us and came over.

"Mahaha it was me! I was Sith all along!"

"What?" we said in shock..

"While you and your goody-two-shoes NASA were being all 'la-de-da' "we are good guys" la-de-da', I was being Sith!

 And now I have the Embear's credit card there is nothing you can do to stop me! Even with a sentient pretzel to help you! your powerless"

Kodoki grinned evily at me.

"oh, noees Andrew, what will we do now?! " said Our Hero.

"Dont worry, we still got time. Activating the Embear's credit card takes time. If we both kick sand together we can take Kodoki/Sith out!  "

"On the count of 3! 1 2 3 GO!"

With that we both kick sand together right into Siths face.

Sith stagged backwards.

"Nooooo you cant!"

"Again quick!  while they are stunned".

 So we did it again. "Bam! Pow!"

"Noooo!"

With that Sith died.

"We did it! Sith is defeated once and for all! Thank you Andrew!"

 Me and the sentient pretzel celebrated are victory. But it was only the first of many more to come. As there was more evils in the world then just Sith and they will all be coming after the Embear's credit card now. 

So consider this the end of part 1 of Andrew and Our Heros adventures!