THE BALLAD OF BOB THE SHOVLET

- BY ANDREW

A/N: All my story's take place in a alternate reality where the characters act this way. 



Hahahahaha! 

Kodoki screamed as they  gazed at their massive armies!!!



"Soon I will rule Our Heros planet!!! And nobody can stop me!!!"





It was 21:56 when I got the call.

"Andrew, we need you"



It was NASA. My company. They always called me when they were in trouble. 

I told them I was on holiday so it must be serious. They always call me when its serious.



"Ok" I said. "I'll be right over" 



I quickly went over to NASA HQ in my Stegosaurus 

I past Bob the Shovlet at the gate, who recognized me and let me in straight away.



As I got to the elevator, a sentient pretzel joined me on the way up. 

"Whats up?"

"Trouble."

"They called me back from my vacation. It must be serious"

"Always is" said Our Hero

"This time its NASA oldest enemy, Sith, upto their old tricks again"

"Typical Sith. Always doing the evil"

"I suppose they are after Embear's credit card again "

"yup"

"Ok, I'll assemble a team tomorrow and we will deal with wicked ways"

 With that we stepped out of the elevator into the carpark and went home

Now it was tomorrow and I was assembling my team.

I first choose Our Hero, who I had called in specially as our outside expert.

I then choose Andrew as they were good at stuff.

Also Bob the Shovlet from our private army so we had someone disposable who wouldn't be needed in future stories. 

I also choose myself, due to my all around abilities.

After everyone was chosen me and the sentient pretzel started planning.




We were in the main planning room, there was a huge whiteboard, a projector, a screen, holograms and a blackboard.



This was the room where NASA planned stuff.

Much of the good work we did started here.

Like the time we defeated Kodoki and converted them to good and made them work for us.

Or the time we saved the world from that rogue planet.

Or the time we adopted a Griffin.



I got out my pen and paper and started discussing the plan.



"I have been doing research and stuff in our database library. The Embear's credit card is hidden under San Diego"

"Ahh...it makes so much sense! Why didn't we think of it before!" said Our Hero

"Because NASA has access to a lot of secret files and shit"

"oh, right, of course"

"Now what?" said Gladias

"Now we leave for San Diego!"



With that we all got onto the NASA Bi-plane and flue to the very foreign city of San Diego!



Once we got to San Diego we decided to split up, with me and the sentient pretzelfinding where the Embear's credit card was hidden and the rest doing something which doesn't mater for the story. 



Me and the sentient pretzel explored the town, checking out all the nightclubs and skyscrappers in San Diego.

Eventually, after I had done enough teamwork, I found where the Embear's credit card was hidden.

It was inside a new church in the dead center of San Diego.



"Look! Its the Embear's credit card!"

"But Kodoki is here already! whats going on?"



At that moment Kodoki spotted us and came over.

"Mahaha it was me! I was Sith all along!"

"What?" we said in shock..

"While you and your goody-two-shoes NASA were being all 'la-de-da' "we are good guys" la-de-da', I was being Sith!

 And now I have the Embear's credit card there is nothing you can do to stop me! Even with a sentient pretzel to help you! your powerless"

Kodoki grinned evily at me.

"oh, noees Andrew, what will we do now?! " said Our Hero.

"Dont worry, we still got time. Activating the Embear's credit card takes time. If we both kick sand together we can take Kodoki/Sith out!  "

"On the count of 3! 1 2 3 GO!"

With that we both kick sand together right into Siths face.



Sith stagged backwards.

"Nooooo you cant!"



"Again quick!  while they are stunned".



 So we did it again. "Bam! Pow!"

"Noooo!"

With that Sith died.

"We did it! Sith is defeated once and for all! Thank you Andrew!"

 Me and the sentient pretzel celebrated are victory. But it was only the first of many more to come. As there was more evils in the world then just Sith and they will all be coming after the Embear's credit card now. 

So consider this the end of part 1 of Andrew and Our Heros adventures!