- BY ANDREW OF DARK HEARTS
Slyphur kicked The Space Queen of South Detroit hard.
"You mother-in-law-of-a-goat , you are going to pay!"
Slyphur smashed his blade hard down on The Space Queen of South Detroit cutting her ear off.
The Space Queen of South Detroit screamed in agony and then lunged at Slyphur.
The Space Queen of South Detroit ripped Slyphurs head off in one move, sending it spinning accross the floor.
Slyphur's body slumped down, spraying strawberry jam everywhere.
Suddenly, Slyphur woke up.
"Did you have another bad dream, my love?", said no one, because he was alone.
"You know, i think The Space Queen of South Detroit is back, i can feel it in my groin".
"Oh no, not again" said literally no one yet again.
"I must go, i must journey alone to defeat her once and for all!"
With that, Slyphur marched off
Arriving at the mysterious shack, Slyphur found that there was an item laying on the table in the shack. Around the shack was a mysterious circle drawn in crayon.
"Be careful" said Mechid who as usually was cowardly squatting behind Slyphur. Slyphur carefully manuvred into the shack and on his tiptoes and scuttled forward. The floorboards beneath his feet croaked and Slyphur could hear a loud hummer coming from the table. There the The Restless Fog Machine laid. Right there for his taking.
But Slyphur was clever. Slyphur knew it was a trap!
So Slyphur said to Mechid, "Why don't you take it, it looks safe."
And Mechid was like "Oh, well, if you're sure, I will!"
Slyphur slowly paced backwards and let him to do the taking. Slyphur knew that if it was a trap, Mechid would be triggering it. And then The Space Queen of South Detroit would get him, but not him. Slyphur knew Mechid wouldn't mind sacrifcing himself for him. He always said that.
But forutnately when Mechid grabbed the The Restless Fog Machine, nothing happened. Except they were cowardly attacked by ninja's!
They hoped into the shack and fired shurikons at them, but they managed the dodge them quite well (by hiding behind eachother).
They then sneaked away by using the furniture and table as cover for them.
But now with the The Restless Fog Machine in their hands, they could take The Space Queen of South Detroit straight on!
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Our heroes arrived at The Space Queen of South Detroit. She just stood there.
Its time you saw my true form, mortals.
"Mortals?" said Galvolant
"What does she mean?"
"Maha. Fools...behold..."
With that she ripped her mask off!
Her horns sprung up, she was actually Satan all along!
A/N this is the first Satan.
"I love you" said Slyphur;
"What?" said Satan, supprised
"I love you" said Galvolant.
"I love too" said Shovlet.
"I love as well!" said The Space Queen of South Detroit.
"What? Noo...ARRRGGG" screamed Satan
Satan :: exploded in a shower of hearts!
"Not even Satan can defeat the power of Love"
"Our work here is done"
With that, they all went home, safe in the knowledge that Satan was gone and GOD was protecting them all along.
The End
