- By andrew has to read this one with character voices
Gladias was taking a shower this hot day. . .
Then, suddenly, Awburn ran in.
"Sorry I have to interupt you, naked in the shower, but we must go!"
"What? im taking a shower, I am indecent!, this bathing costum barely concils my legs, cant you see that? I am as good as naked!"
"yes, I can see that you are naked, in the shower" Awburn said.
"But we must go...Salamurder (Evil Twin) is back!."
"What not Salamurder (Evil Twin)!!!"
"Yes!"
"Oh!"
Gladias got out of the shower and put some clothes on.
After she was no longer naked, they left to defeat Salamurder (Evil Twin).
Along the way they contacted Andrew, who joined them on their quest.
"I will join you on your quest to defeat Salamurder (Evil Twin) said Andrew.
"Thanks for joining us on our quest," said Awburn;
"Yes, we need your help to defeat Salamurder (Evil Twin)" said Gladias.
So, Gladias Awburn and now Gladias left by ferrari for their epic quest to defeat
Salamurder (Evil Twin)!
AUTHORS NOTE: I HAVE SKIPED THE JORNEY BIT, BECAUSE IT WOULD BE BOREING..NO AUTHOR WRITES STORYS ABOUT TRAVELING! *yawn*! '
"We are almost there. " said Awburn as they arrived near there journeys end.'
"Arhhhhhhhhhhhh" said Andrew as he fall down a cliff.
"Nooooo....."
"There there, it will be ok"
"No..This is something...you cannot ease"
"Why?"
"You dont have boobs!"
"oh"
"Don't worry, I feel better."
What happened next was soo cool you will like it a lot, basically, it went like this:
Only it was even cooler because i didnt have to write it! When it was in my head the words didnt get in the way. btw, Excuse me if i skip the words occasionally, its to save me time.
Ok, after they finished with the gin they went to the base where the final battle started when they got there. Dont worry! The bad guy dies!
We are almost there I..I can sense it"
He walked around, stopping
So they proceeded. This went on for sometime.
They walked about for a bit, stopping outside a tall cave network.
"Salamurder (Evil Twin)....They is here", said Awburn
As they entered, it was strangely and creepily abandoned.
"Come on" said Awburn
..and then they went on their way!
"Ok, they is sure to be in the penthouse sweet in his apartment " said Slyphur pressing the correct elevator button
The elevator went up a few floors. SUDDENLY there was a bang on the roof!
"down!" shouted Lumala.
And they did. Which is just as well, because seconds later...
The hatch opened and a couple of trolls with wands pirouetted down.
"oh god! What are we going to do!?" said Andrew
"We gota think fast" said Slyphur.
"Ok"
"I know you dont like violence, Awburn, But you have to do this. Do it for me. please.." Said Jade
"Ok, your right, I know we have to fight them" said Awburn who did a massive mighty super kirate kick just as the first soldier landed
which knocked them unconscious.
"Nice work. But its not over yet! Look!"
A massive space pirate appeared, but they killed him.
Ding! They had reached their floor.
"So you have come" said a voice booming from the sky
A shuttlecraft appeared above them.
Salamurder (Evil Twin) laughed at them from it.
"Ha Ha Ha Ha"
"I could gun you all down from here with my mace, but I would rather do this...personal style."
they leaped down and landed at the far side of the rooftop
"Ready?" they said, still laughing.
Awburn removed his shirt and flexed his abs.
"Yes. I am ready. "
With that they leaped at eachother, metaphorical guns blazzing (which were littoral rockets).
"I kill you dead"
Salamurder (Evil Twin) head butted Awburn in the chest
Awburn fell backwards in pain punching a few times before crashing to the ground.
"Ha Ha Ha Ha" laughed Salamurder (Evil Twin)
"You could never have defeated me, so why did you even try?"
"I had too, for all that is good and just in the world."
"Well now you will die. Goodbye."
Salamurder (Evil Twin) leaned over Awburn holding a large rock.
"Quick Awburn use this!" said Jade ,chucking a nearby barbie doll towards Awburn.
Awburn grabbed it and chucked it towards Salamurder (Evil Twin) hard, knocking them backwards....off the edge of the tall farmhouse they were on!
"Goodbye, Salamurder (Evil Twin) have a nice fall!"
"ARrrrrgggg"
"We are safe now, they fell to certain doom."
Andrew and Slyphur got out from the bush where they were cuddleing. "Thank you, you saved us all"
"Dont mention it."
So they left the tower and went home. They lived happily ever after and had lots of kids.
The End
