MEnu Board
Eggs - $0.50/ounce
Made to order! (Unless you order sunny side up, benedict, fried, poached, or hard boiled).
Plate O’ Bacon - €4.00
It’s a plate of like 3-7 bacon strips depending on who the cook is at the time.
Moist Milled Millet - Market Price
How could you not love alliteration? Word play makes anything taste better!
Butter - $25
250 grams of cold, hard, factory butter! Access to a butter knife costs extra.
Peasant's Breakfast - 6 hours of manual labor (plowing/baling hay/ranching/weeding)
A true historic experience! Comes with two slices of rye bread, one egg, fresh garden vegetables, goat milk, and an overbearing sense of responsibility. Skymill Café is not liable for any injuries or accidents that may result from payment.
Pancake stack - $8.00
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Embear O’s - $16 (price is per individual Embear O)
Everyone’s favorite name brand! Pay up. Does not come with milk.
Raw Dough - Price up for negotiation
We found this dough in the back. Not sure how long it’s been there, but we’re sure it’s fine!
Jelly Doughnuts - 100¥
Gotta love American comfort food!
Eggshells - Market Price
Waste not, want not! My spouse always tells me I’m walking on these for some reason.